Here's a variation on a Ramos Gin Fizz guaranteed to shrink your nuts but it's good for breakfast:

Squeeze two limes into a shaker, add an egg white, 1 ounce cream, some simple syrup, and 2 ounces of good gin. Add a few drops of orange flower water or orange bitters (spice rack in the grocery store). Put in a very few pieces of crushed ice and start shaking. When you get tired of shaking, give it to your wife to shake it some more. Needs to go at least 5 minutes. Put a little soda water in a beer glass, pour the foam on top and stir.

Those are pretty good but I'm snorting lead fumes while smoking Macanudos and sipping Balvenie tonight. Happy holidays fags.

Shawn, that's the funniest god damn post in a LONG time... Thanks for the laugh and the recipe. :D

Kahlua and cream w/a chaser of Natty Light