Who has the dooodads to say Rex is.....
 

I bet Rex is a 16 year old girl....or a 17 year old nerd...(I can copy a pic from the internet, so can Rex)

I'm calling you out!

GirlyMon.....



Jim

I wish I could take full credit for my next response, but a certain member of the board, who shall remain nameless unless he wants to show himself, turned me onto this photo recently and I think it could not be more appropriate for old Rexie...
Rex sometimes has some great points and funny view points, but he is nothing but an
http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/d...etToughGuy.jpg

Funny how the two biggest whiners on here decided to get together to flex their internet muscles. Put down the Zinfandel and Vaseline boys, you're getting carried away!

You'll note that I have never personally attacked anyone on this board. Maybe I've called someone whiner, but if you can't handle that, then maybe you ARE a whiner. My aggression has always been focused toward what should be our common enemies and the issues that are consistently trying to damage this great country of ours.

Call me all the names you want, Stinkdick and Baldballs. I know damn well that if you were ever within spittin' distance of me, you'd both give me the "it was all in good fun" line.

If you are trying to focus on our common enemies and issues that are consistently trying to damage this country, that is admirable BUT YOU ARE ON THE WRONG WEBSITE. This is a fishing website my Patriot. Comply or leave quietly.............Gary

Interesting comment. Have you looked through this website lately? Fishing makes up about 15% of the conversations. I will gladly contribute to those conversations and will generate my own when I can get out to put a hurtin' on some fish or I find a thread to which I can add valuable insight.

By the way, just what guidelines are you asking me to comply to? If there are such guidelines, I will gladly adhere to them, as I respect the need for order. However, I viewed this as a place for fishing talk and general BS. Once people are fishing, I'm sure the conversations will take their natural course in that direction.

Looking back over your threads I find assault after insult to individual board members. Do you really feel the need to act that way and expect to get a favorable response, fit in and enjoy this board for what it is? I'm sure you can do better and contribute to make this board enjoyable. Give it a try.......Gary

So Rex, let's go fishin'. come trophy season, why don't you come out on our boat and break the ice on all this. Heck, I'll even bring the beer of your choice. :cool:

Rex,
As I have said, some of the stuff you say is funny as hell. And I personally don't care if you attack me, Im not sensitive. I bust balls as much as anyone, but I usually reserve it for my friends (people I know well). That being said, I don't like Zinfandel, I'm a Chardonnay or Coors Lite guy...and you are welcome on my boat anytime to "put a hurtin' on some fish" and talk about issues like men..

PS As long as you are really not Zam in disguise (you sound a lot like him)

Dang Rex.....

I think we need to hook up with Baldzilla, go fishing, and slam down a few cold ones.

I figger'd that I would rile you up, it worked. I was bored. You are entertaining to read.

Jim

Jim,
We need a few cold ones anyway! Rex (as long as he's not really Zam) would just make things more entertaining! I'll buy the first Mike's Hard Lemonade for him
Mark

Rex you can fish with me anytime. Of course i will have 5 anne arundel county officers and my buddy who is on the presidential swat team with me and fully armed.:D:D:D

Hey Stinkbait, I have your back on this one. Just tell me when to show up at Adam's Ribs.

One....just one fishing report...tip...insight...anything would be nice to see from you. Do you actually fish or just hang out on fishing boards trying to feel like a man???

I spent many moons in the Navy and did 3 MEU deployments. So it's joke time you little jarhead wannabe (i.e. lets see how tough your skin is):

Q. What's the difference between Rex's freezer and his boyfriend?
A. Rex's freezer doesn't fart when he pulls his meat out.

Q. Why does Rex prefer ribbed condoms when he's plugging his man?
A. Better traction in the mud.

Q. What's Rex's favorite pickup line in the queer bars?
A. "May I push your stool in"?

Rex walks into the kitchen in the morning and sees his boyfriend jacking off into a sandwich bag. He asks what he's doing. "Packing your lunch" he replies.

I got more but they would be a little over the line.

Where is the eatin' popcorn smiley?....

I think Slayer may have over did what I did....

Lol...I think he just made #1 on Rex's list....

If'n Rex doesn't have his panties in a bunch now:eek:.....

Remember Glum from Gulliver's Travels?!? "Were Doomed, It'll never work, we'll all be killed"....comes to mind

yeah, I've learned after all my time on these silly boards, a stupid smiley makes anything you say ok :D

see that was so nice...but I'm gonna stay logged off for a while before Rexageddon hits!!

What are dooodads?

OK, so Slayer is the "knight in shining armor" of this board. Check. He's also the "I'll do anything for a laugh and attention" guy. Check again. I notice a theme with your "jokes". Unfortunately, I lack that type of life experience which you seem to really have down. I guess "don't ask, don't tell" worked out for you.

For the record, NOTHING anyone here says will ever piss me off or offend me.

Something rex doesn't have.............Gary

You're joking right (or are you just a joke)? That's part of Marine Corps humor. The Chaplains know harsher ones that that. The grunts in the BLT's that I deployed with knew some that would make a maggot puke.

Are you really Marine Corps through and through like you claim? I don't believe you are. Just another wannabe. What unit(s) were you with? What ships and when deployed? And your MOS?

Slayer, send me a private message.

This is going to be my signature. Please dont be affraid. I am a bad shot :D

http://images.inmagine.com/img/image...01/141370H.jpg

We all need to get to Batemans for a beer :)

You gotta love wintertime on a fishing message board!!

Ok Rex, I was in the Corps for 4 years, 0311, got out as an E-5. Send me a PM Jarhead

Are dooodads similar to jarheads?

Doodads hang below Jarheads... :D

or that I can infer from my PM from Rex since I have neither according to him

Doodads are a type of bait for sharks.

My wife says if she ever catches me messing with another woman - she'll put a 14/0 through my doodads and feed them to a shark :D:eek:.

SOPA Message
 

[QUOTE=Baldzilla;4156]Doodads hang below Jarheads... :D

Gentlemen (and Doodadzilla);
Get a grip. Move on to other subjects related to fishing topics.
R,
MRN
FU SK

[QUOTE=der Fischadler;4158]Run that by me again? What the f%^& kind of high school dropout writes sentences like that?

Shawn Shakespeare
 

Sorry;
I just woke up from 2.5 days of constant drinking.
I thought that would be a better use of my time than pissing and moaning on TF and this forum.
Mark
p.s. I hope your boat never gets finished and the electronics never arrive from China.

That boat thing hurt, man..... :D

Damn.....y'all sound like a bunch of namecallin schoolgirls......dont ya have any guns to clean, rods and reels needing attention, snow to shovel, or other manly things to do???
Rex you can fish with me anytime, I'll invite Stinkbait and Baldy to come along too. If ya got the cojones ya claim we'll even let ya get the WTFB (manly) line.

What are cajones? :D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

The things that hang below everyone OTHER than Jarheads! :D:D:D:D:D

LMFAO!!! Skip you had me rollin' on that one! :D

[QUOTE=der Fischadler;4158]Who woke you up from your Mike's Hard Lemonade coma? Go back to making me lures and playing with your purple plunger :D (the smiley makes everything ok) I leave for a few hours and this is what happens???

Cajones are people form Louisiana :D..........Gary

I'm really glad to be making so many friends here. I can't wait to see some of you guys out on the water or at a local watering hole.

You all came over here to get away from the BS on TF? Hahaha Doesn't appear the plan is working out so well.

it may be worse here, just less snow threads :D