[Blakesdad]

Somehow the porn star Ron Jeremy got my email and has an offer I can't refuse. He can make my **** three to five inches longer, and if thats not compelling enough, he GUARANTEES it.

At 48, I no longer consider myself a "stud muffin" but when I tinkle off the port side, I still manage to keep the gunnel "yellow free".

Now if any of you younger anglers out there wish to take Mr. Jeremy up on a offer you can;t refuse, please email me for his website.