Lobotomy or amputation ?

[Skip]

Not sure whether to run a drill bit into my head or cut off a leg.
Might even try to adjust the garage door spring
Need to get out of going to the Bon Jovi concert tomorrow
Wife got tickets and wants me to go.

For a heavy metal freak - there is little worse. Maybe front row to American Idol.

Went a few years ago - hour into the show I debated setting myself on fire.
Hour and a half - they took the lighter from me

Made it through but required three days of listening to Cannibal Corpse ( their Christmas CD ) to get back to normal.

Guess I'll take ear plugs this time.

[5th Tuition]

Could be worse, my wife took me three times to hear James Taylor. Now I don't mind his music, but the man doesn't MOVE. All that moves are his lips. Maybe if he had some of those "flygirls" like they had on "In living color" or something. Yea; I know I'm old.
5th (Marty)

[crabby and son]

Skip, As good as your wife is to you............go and have a good time. Prime time fishing is coming up......go happily..............Gary

[Bug Guy]

I got you all beat...I did Lilith Fair...twice.

Of course, the pretenders weren't too bad and I almost got into a fight with some jackass guy the other time, so it wasn't all bad.

If you want to never go again...sing along to every song, loud, and out of key. Problem solved.


Also - Cannibal Corpse is good, but have you every heard of Shai Halud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAsyPAZxQFc

They toured with CC before. One of my favorites. Bonus points if you recognize the song they cover.

[Spot77]

They do 2 good cover songs (and I only know this because Bad Religion and NoFX used to be 2 of my favorite bands.)


Yeah, I'd say they're the polar opposite of Bon Jovi.

[Bug Guy]

The cover of Linoleum is a good one as well.

[Reverb]

Skip.. Tuesday, about 10 AM, cut yourself with some duct work.. Just a couple of gentle, shallow slices.. Blood everywhere, all of a sudden you have a headache, Problem solved.

You couldn't drag me to a Bon Jovi concert..

[Skip]

Concert was Monday night.