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Old 05-08-2012, 06:34 AM
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Default You may need counseling if this makes sense

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When the Doctor asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on she went, blah, blah, blah: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

The husband never flinched or moved as she complained once again.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately, sliding his hands down cupping her butt and giving a firm squeeze as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said,
"This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

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Old 05-08-2012, 04:32 PM
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My wife does the same thing to know.....dumping months worth of bitching all at once.
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