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Old 05-26-2011, 06:23 PM
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Default Marriage Counseling ???

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:14 AM
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You need some serious help. Just kidding . You gonna watch game 7 boston tampa tonight????
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Old 05-28-2011, 05:01 PM
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You need some serious help. Just kidding . You gonna watch game 7 boston tampa tonight????
I did.. Secretly hoping for Tampa, but that didnt happen...

Stamkos is a BEAST. He looks like a *****, but oh my damns... That could have been so much worse. All hockey players should be required to wear shields. Period...
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