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Old 04-28-2011, 01:49 PM
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER



My wife, fresh from her shower, stood in front of the mirror complaining that her breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetch a piece of toilet paper and standing in front of the mirror, she began rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", I replied.

She quickly stopped.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat I said,

"Worked for your butt didn't it?"

I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy I may even walk and fish again, although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw.



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Women do not like the truth!
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:28 PM
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That made be laugh... Bravo....
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