Fishing Report

[Rex]

A lot of the ladies on here whine that I don't post reports, so here it is:

I just got back from taking my brother out on the "Future Minority" (FM for short)--my 26' Proline CC for a quick trip this morning. We dropped the boat in at Solomons but he was sure that we'd catch fish by the CP marker. Goddam if he wasn't right. We caught about 14 fish in 2 1/2 hours, ranging from 31" to 44". We kept the 44 and a 42. For all the crybabies, I hate to break it to you, but the 42 had roe in it, which I gave to some foreigner at the ramp, along with the carcass. F'in savage.

Most hits were on inside board lines with singles and small umbrellas. The bigger fish were eating in deep water--60' plus. We only run white lures, so that's what they hit.

[Skip]

You OK ?

Giving food to some foreigner instead of crushing him with your 40 inch mudder tires and then spiining out on his remains.

Must be full moon - you're slipping.

At least you're using only white lures - heaven help us if the chartruese and white were to mix , then what.

[Hakuna Matata]

to the op-

-JB

[Old No.7]

Originally Posted by Skip

At least you're using only white lures - heaven help us if the chartruese and white were to mix , then what.

Yeah Let alone the "purple" shads... I bet Rex wouldn't get caught dead with one of them on his boat.... Man is he missin' out....

[Skip]

Bet he even custom ordered white reels and rods.

[Rex]

You two are really having a hen party here, aren't you? You can keep all that neon, purple, and pink glitter junk to yourselves. That crap is some twisted excuse to let your inner woman out without thinking you're some kind of fruit loop. Guess what....

[goinsfishin]

Well Rex....for all the tough he-man bull****......I'm offering you a day of fishing as a guest on my boat.....I'd really like to learn how to catch 14 fish in 2 1/2 hours during a week when the fishing has been pathetic. I'll invite Baldy and Skip along since they don't know how to fish either......call me 443-223-2218.

Originally Posted by goinsfishin

Well Rex....for all the tough he-man bull****......I'm offering you a day of fishing as a guest on my boat.....I'd really like to learn how to catch 14 fish in 2 1/2 hours during a week when the fishing has been pathetic. I'll invite Baldy and Skip along since they don't know how to fish either......call me 443-223-2218.

I'm there...(PS I owe you a call sorry man, I'm all over the place right now)

PS Can I bring (and we run) my pink umbrella, I am sure REx would love that one...c'mon Rexy...let's go, I think you probably are more of a Calvin Burrell looking guy...big tough internet bad boy!!

[Old No.7]

Naaaw there Rexy.. this is how we let out our inner woman...

[Rex]

Looks like I stirred the hen house! You Mousekateers can KMA.

Why does Old No. 7 have a moustache?
To hide the stretch marks

What do Baldzilla and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

What does Skip call his hemmorhoids?
Speed bumps

There, now we're even. Goinfishin, I won't fall for your trick to get me on your boat to learn my advanced fishing techniques.

BTW, it may surrpise you ladies that I've made some friendships here and I've been told that the picture of the guy kissing the striper on the rag is your own superhero Skipper. Now that's a far cry from the guy who cried over seeing fish ovaries. What gives, Skipper?