Going to Baltimore aquarium Weds

[Skip]

My son is going to the aquarium on a school field trip and they asked me to chaperone

I figure I should be able to catch at least 5-6 fish before the staff throws me out. I got two handlines - easy to hide.

I'm hoping I can slip through security. Few years ago - I volunteered as a diver to help clean the tanks. The staff called it insane - I called it an honest mistake. I only spear gunned the fish that looked sick . They did tell me to bring all my gear - seems to me they should have been more specific.

Not sure if I'm still on the national aquarium watch list. The incident in Alanta was 4 years ago. Hell, they advertised the largest fish in captivity - what did they think would happen ? I would have landed that brute if the fly gaff had not pulled free.

Should be a fun day - got enough cash hopefully for bail.

[Stinkbait]

Skip,
Let me know what the YP and picklefish are biting on.

In exchange, I will provide free wire leader for you to handline the Electric Eels. (But, I want Pics)

Jim

[crabby and son]

See if you can bag a few birds in the rain forest too!..Have fun........Gary

[5th Tuition]

Originally Posted by crabby and son

See if you can bag a few birds in the rain forest too!..Have fun........Gary

And if they have any baby seals; don't forget your club. 5th (Marty)

[Stinkbait]

Originally Posted by 5th Tuition

And if they have any baby seals; don't forget your club. 5th (Marty)

Marty,
Do you have a recipe for pre-tenderized baby seal? I heard they taste fishy (from the official PETA site).

Jim

[5th Tuition]

Originally Posted by Stinkbait

Marty,
Do you have a recipe for pre-tenderized baby seal? I heard they taste fishy (from the official PETA site).
Jim

Ahh; Jim, the trick for eliminating the terrible "fishy" taste is to change their diet. Most aquairium's or zoo's feed their seals cheap menhaden. We, in Maryland, don't have that problem. Because we have the Omega Protien plant in such close proximity. We feed our seals the "bycatch" of 12 inch rockfish, thus eliminating the "bad" taste.
Try them on the grill, delicious.
5th (Marty)

Originally Posted by 5th Tuition

Ahh; Jim, the trick for eliminating the terrible "fishy" taste is to change their diet. Most aquairium's or zoo's feed their seals cheap menhaden. We, in Maryland, don't have that problem. Because we have the Omega Protien plant in such close proximity. We feed our seals the "bycatch" of 12 inch rockfish, thus eliminating the "bad" taste.
Try them on the grill, delicious.
5th (Marty)

Marty,
I know a guide that can help you catch lots of 12 inch rockfish foul hooked right int he gut!

[5th Tuition]

Originally Posted by Baldzilla

Marty,
I know a guide that can help you catch lots of 12 inch rockfish foul hooked right int he gut!

Yeah; he's even giving a seminar on how to chase birds.
5th (Marty)

[Slayer]

Originally Posted by 5th Tuition

Yeah; he's even giving a seminar on how to chase birds.
5th (Marty)

And teach you how to read your fishfinder while swearing up and down that "That ain't no f'ng fish marks"

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"..that's just clutter. Now wait a minute, I gotta take a leak while talking to these guys".

Originally Posted by Slayer

And teach you how to read your fishfinder while swearing up and down that "That ain't no f'ng fish marks"

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"..I gotta take a leak while talking to these guys".

That was the best part of the whole trip!!!