A mother-in-law said to her daughter-in-law when a grandson was born, “I don’t mean to be rude but he doesn’t look like my son.”
Daughter lifted her skirt and replied, “I don’t mean to be rude either but this a vagina, not a photo copier..!"
Somewhat related....I read an article where a white girl, married to a white soldier who was deployed, gave birth to a black baby. She said that she had watched a porno where the main actor was black, and that she was so enthralled in the movie that he somehow he had such an effect on her that her baby was born black.
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