"Gay Drinks" for the holiday

[Shawn Kimbro]

Here's a variation on a Ramos Gin Fizz guaranteed to shrink your nuts but it's good for breakfast:

Squeeze two limes into a shaker, add an egg white, 1 ounce cream, some simple syrup, and 2 ounces of good gin. Add a few drops of orange flower water or orange bitters (spice rack in the grocery store). Put in a very few pieces of crushed ice and start shaking. When you get tired of shaking, give it to your wife to shake it some more. Needs to go at least 5 minutes. Put a little soda water in a beer glass, pour the foam on top and stir.

Those are pretty good but I'm snorting lead fumes while smoking Macanudos and sipping Balvenie tonight. Happy holidays fags.